一猴(📣),一狗,一猪(⏭),一(yī )马四畜(🎃)生,商量取一别号,又苦(💱)胸无(🧝)点墨,无(⛩)从着想(💥),遂相约(yuē )进城,遇所(suǒ(💎) )见之字,即(jí )为(👃)别号。约既定,狗(📻)(gǒu )遂狂驰以去。入城,至某庙前(🚖),见有‘(🏫)化(huà )及(jí )冥顽’匾额,狗曰:‘此即我别(🚢)号也!’马(⛱)继(🐜)至,昂首(shǒu )无所睹,俯视,见某碑(bēi )下,有‘根深蒂固(👜)’四字,马曰(🏍):‘我(⌛)即以为(🦎)名也。’俄而,猴(hóu )跳跃亦(yì(🕘) )至,举首指‘无偏(🎡)无党’匾(😈)额,曰(yuē(🤲) ):‘我即名(míng )无偏无党(dǎ(👊)ng )可也(yě(🌂) )。’俟半日,猪(zhū(🕐) )始姗(👢)姗而(💜)来,遍觅(mì )无所见。三畜咸笑(🤺)之。猪(zhū )曰:‘若(🧠)等俱(jù(🌙) )已择(🏘)定(dìng )耶?’曰:(🐙)‘择(👂)定矣。’猪曰:‘择定盍告(gà(💡)o )我!’众具告之。猪笑曰:‘从来别号不过两(⬛)字(📣)或三字,乌有取四字者?(🚬)’众为之爽然,猪(🚖)曰:‘无伤也,若等盍各(🌻)摘一(👴)字(zì )以(yǐ(🔥) )与我,我得(dé )三字之别号,而若(⛳)等亦各得三(sā(⛎)n )字矣。’