一(🔥)猴(👠),一狗(🎨),一猪,一马四(sì )畜(🕑)(chù )生,商量取一别号,又苦胸无点墨,无从着想,遂相(🥚)约进城,遇(😊)所见(🗾)之(zhī )字,即为别号。约既定,狗遂狂驰以去(📒)。入(rù )城,至(🍜)某庙前,见有‘化(🥌)及(🦔)冥顽’匾额(👫),狗曰:‘此(cǐ )即我别(🍪)号也!’马继至,昂首无所睹(📱),俯视,见某碑下(😡),有(yǒ(🎺)u )‘根深蒂固’四字,马曰(yuē ):‘我(wǒ )即以为(wéi )名也。’俄而,猴跳(👌)跃亦至,举首(🤾)指‘无(🛷)偏无党(dǎng )’匾(biǎn )额(🏨),曰:(🦂)‘我即名(🕧)无偏无党(📐)可也(yě )。’俟半日,猪始姗(🗾)姗而来(🥤),遍觅(mì )无所(👈)见(jiàn )。三畜咸笑之。猪曰:‘若等俱已择定耶?’曰:(🎁)‘择定矣。’猪曰(🥍):(🚥)‘择定盍告我!’众具(😻)告(🚆)之。猪笑(xiào )曰(yuē ):‘从来别号不过两(🐹)字或(huò(🧜) )三(📂)字(🔪),乌有取四字者(🕠)?’众为之爽然,猪(🔡)曰:‘无(wú )伤也,若等(⛽)盍各摘(🚝)一字(zì )以与(yǔ )我(wǒ ),我得三(🐡)字之(🕰)别号(🚆),而若等亦各得三字矣。’