一(🔅)猴,一狗,一猪,一马四畜(chù )生,商量取一(yī )别号,又苦胸无点墨,无(wú )从着想,遂相约进城,遇(yù )所见(💾)之(🥘)字(zì(🎎) ),即为(wéi )别号。约既定,狗(gǒ(📩)u )遂狂(🗂)驰以去。入城,至(📶)某(mǒu )庙前(🏚),见有‘化及(jí )冥顽’匾额(é ),狗(⭕)曰:‘此(📮)即我别(🍼)号(🥖)(hào )也(🏾)!’马继至,昂首(👫)无所睹,俯视(❄),见某碑下,有‘根深(⛑)(shēn )蒂(🛀)固’四(sì )字,马曰:‘我(wǒ(⬅) )即以为名(📨)也。’俄而,猴跳(🚅)跃亦(📫)至,举首指(🚜)‘无偏无(😜)党’匾额(📭),曰:(⛴)‘(🎁)我(🦆)即名(🈷)无偏(piān )无党可(🧡)也。’俟半日(rì ),猪始姗(shā(💸)n )姗(shā(😊)n )而来,遍觅无所见。三畜咸笑之(zhī )。猪(🎞)曰:‘若等俱已择定耶?(🌡)’曰:‘择定矣。’(🔝)猪曰:‘(🗿)择(zé(🐿) )定盍告(🕎)我!’众具告(gào )之(🛌)。猪笑曰:(🦔)‘从来别号不(🥃)过两字或三字,乌有取四字者?’众为(🐛)(wéi )之爽(🕍)然,猪曰:‘无(😬)伤也,若等(👵)盍各摘(🎚)一(yī )字以与(😵)我,我得三(🌓)字之别号,而若等亦各(👧)(gè )得三字矣。’