一(🖤)(yī )猴(🚞),一狗,一猪,一马(🎂)四畜生,商量取一别号,又苦胸无点(📨)(diǎn )墨,无(💠)从着想,遂相约进城,遇(💓)所见之字,即为别号。约既(🔓)定(dìng ),狗遂(🌺)狂驰以去(😽)。入(rù )城,至某庙前,见有‘化及(📣)冥顽’(📨)匾(📓)额,狗曰:‘此即我别号也!’马继至,昂首无所睹(🗾)(dǔ ),俯视,见(jiàn )某(🌌)碑下,有‘(🤘)根(gēn )深蒂固’四(😧)字,马曰:‘我即(💺)以为名也。’(⬜)俄而,猴跳跃亦至,举首指‘无(wú )偏(🍡)无党’匾额,曰:‘我即名无偏(piā(🛳)n )无党可(💺)也(🏁)。’(🎹)俟半日,猪始姗(🔵)姗而来,遍觅无所(👔)(suǒ )见。三畜咸(🍈)笑之。猪曰:‘若等(děng )俱已(😙)择定(🎯)耶(⏬)?’曰:‘择定矣。’猪曰:‘择(🐔)定(dìng )盍告我!’众(💱)(zhòng )具告之。猪笑(🐳)曰:‘从来别(🙀)号不过两字或三(sān )字(⚫),乌有取四字者(🍴)?’众为之爽(😶)然,猪曰:‘无(⛎)伤也,若等盍各(gè )摘(🤴)一字以与(yǔ )我(👻),我得三字之(zhī(🚓) )别号,而若等亦各(🏹)得(dé )三字矣。’