一猴,一(🎿)狗(🥗)(gǒu ),一(yī )猪,一马四畜(🐧)(chù )生,商量取(🐱)一(🐬)别号,又苦胸(xiōng )无点(🖌)(diǎn )墨(🐚),无从着想,遂相约进(🌃)(jìn )城,遇所见之字,即(🔚)为(wéi )别(bié )号。约(🏧)既定,狗遂狂驰以去。入城,至某庙前(🤠)(qián ),见有‘化及(jí )冥顽’匾额,狗曰:‘此即(jí )我别号也!’(🤴)马(🕐)继至,昂(🥣)首(🔱)无所睹(🕞),俯视,见某碑下,有‘根深蒂固’四字,马曰:‘我即(📌)以为名也。’俄而(ér ),猴跳(🎡)(tià(🚳)o )跃(📚)亦至,举(jǔ )首指‘无偏无(🔹)党’(🛢)匾额,曰:‘我即名(🥀)无偏无党可也。’俟(⛽)半日,猪始姗姗而来,遍(🎧)觅无所见。三(sān )畜咸笑(🐠)(xiào )之。猪曰:(⏪)‘若(🌡)等(🥅)(děng )俱(📎)已择定耶(yē )?’曰:‘择(zé )定(🍐)矣。’猪(zhū )曰(😽):‘择(zé )定盍告(🍶)我!’众具(🐳)告之。猪笑曰:(🦅)‘从来别(🥛)号不(😕)过两字(🎉)或三(🐴)字(zì ),乌有(yǒu )取四字者?(🍤)’众为之爽然(rán ),猪曰:‘无伤也,若等盍各摘一字以与我,我得三字之别号(🕛),而(ér )若等亦各得三字矣。’