一(yī(♒) )猴,一狗,一猪,一马(mǎ(🔃) )四(📡)畜生,商量取一别(🈺)号(🐙),又(📀)苦胸无点墨,无从(😎)着(zhe )想,遂相约进城,遇所见之字(zì ),即为别(🌙)号。约既定(dìng ),狗遂狂(🍗)驰(chí )以去。入城,至某庙前,见有(🥢)‘化(♒)及(jí )冥(🏏)顽’匾额(é ),狗(👊)曰:‘此即我别号(hào )也!’马继至,昂(🌡)首无(🍔)所(🔇)睹,俯视,见某碑下,有‘(🧘)根(🙎)(gēn )深蒂固’四字,马(😂)曰:‘我(💈)(wǒ )即(🚙)以(yǐ )为名(míng )也。’俄而,猴跳跃亦至,举(jǔ )首(⛎)指‘无偏无党’匾(🤼)(biǎn )额(é ),曰(🎗):‘我即名无偏(🧝)无党(😦)可也。’俟半日,猪始姗姗(🔄)而来,遍觅无所(suǒ )见。三畜(🕖)(chù )咸(xián )笑(🐃)之。猪曰:‘若等(❎)俱已(🏛)择定耶?’曰:(🦑)‘择定(🤼)矣。’(💾)猪(zhū )曰:(🏩)‘择定盍告我!’众具告之。猪笑曰:(🍹)‘(⛎)从(🚼)来(😢)别号(🌤)不过两字(zì(😐) )或(🎄)三字,乌有取四字者?’众(zhòng )为(🥀)之爽然,猪(zhū )曰(⚪):‘无伤也,若等盍各摘一字以与我,我得三字之(🎶)别号,而若等亦各得三字矣。’