一猴(hóu ),一(yī )狗,一(⛔)(yī )猪,一马四(🌖)畜生,商量取一别(💶)号,又苦胸无点墨,无从(cóng )着想,遂相约进城,遇所(suǒ )见之字,即(😙)为别号。约既(jì )定(dìng ),狗遂狂驰以(🌫)去(qù )。入城(🤓),至某庙前,见有‘化及(jí )冥(míng )顽(wán )’匾额,狗曰:‘此即我别号(⛔)也!’(🎗)马继(🌲)至,昂首(👦)无所睹(💑),俯视,见某碑下,有‘根(🍐)深蒂固’四字,马曰:‘我(🦍)即以为名(🚄)也。’(🗄)俄而,猴跳跃亦至,举首指‘(😞)无偏无党’匾(🏣)额,曰:‘我即名无偏无(🤹)党可(kě )也(💭)。’(🥛)俟半(🦐)日,猪始(shǐ )姗(🎧)姗而来,遍觅(mì(🔳) )无所见(jiàn )。三畜咸笑之。猪曰:‘若等俱(😱)已择定(📎)(dìng )耶?’(🐗)曰:‘择定矣。’猪(📟)曰:‘择定盍告我!’(🕎)众具告之。猪(🎗)笑曰(🚚):‘从(có(🐉)ng )来别号不过两(📥)(liǎng )字或(🛍)三字,乌有取四(🍞)字(💇)者?’众(⛎)为之爽(shuǎng )然,猪(⏳)曰:‘无伤也,若等盍各摘一(🕚)字(zì )以与我(wǒ ),我得三字之别号,而若等亦各得(📷)三字矣。’